Quote #20041
I am the toughest golfer mentally.
Quote #7820
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares...
Quote #112
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be...
Quote #3813
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #11229
There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.
Quote #12857
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
Quote #5631
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
Quote #3978
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting...
Quote #17716
It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only...
Quote #20136
We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty...