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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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It’s better to do nothing with your money than something you don’t understand.
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Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any...
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Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is...
Quote #22749
Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins...
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Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had...
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Great minds are to make others great. Their superiority is to be used, not...
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
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The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums.
Quote #19795
I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we...