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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop...
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Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible...
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The surest way to be deceived is to think oneself cleverer than the others.
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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put...
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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out,...
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He who laughs, lasts!
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All warfare is based on deception. There is no place where espionage is not...
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Disgust with dirt can be so great that it prevents us from cleaning ourselves...
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I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me...