Quote #18658
God gives the nuts but he does not crack them.
Quote #10641
Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be...
Quote #5026
Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the...
Quote #26094
To serve is beautiful, but only if it is done with joy and a...
Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #23949
A camel is a horse designed by committee.
Quote #8234
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to...
Quote #20366
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
Quote #10538
I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the...
Quote #20697
Faith he must make his stories shorter Or change his comrades once a quarter.