Quote #11449
Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly.
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My brother Bob doesn’t want to be in government — he promised Dad he’d...
Quote #26951
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #8893
There shall be eternal summer in the grateful heart.
Quote #19113
The lowest ebb is the turn of the tide.
Quote #2864
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
Quote #16431
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is...
Quote #13016
I do not know the American gentleman, god forgive me for putting two such...
Quote #8366
A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her…but she can...
Quote #23423
Appetite, with an opinion of attaining, is called hope the same, without such opinion,...