Quote #33677
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #24736
Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend’s success without envy.
Quote #31141
Luck is the residue of design.
Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #29987
Sincerity is the way of Heaven.
Quote #34669
I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
Quote #1584
We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us...
Quote #18480
Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.
Quote #9989
The problem most people have with resisting temptation is that they never really want...
Quote #15486
Solitude, the safeguard of mediocrity.