Quote #19168
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
Quote #2496
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
Quote #4633
Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
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‘Tis not the dying for a faith that’s so hard, Master Harry — every...
Quote #8253
Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices.
Quote #20111
Give the world the best you have and you may get hurt. Give the...
Quote #20792
Dr. Evil The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do...
Quote #24432
In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed it must be achieved.
Quote #10492
You need only claim the event of your life to make yourself yours. When...
Quote #20319
Clarence Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin ’bout...