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When I was a small boy growing up in Kansas, a friend of mine...
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If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as...
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If you neglect to recharge a battery, it dies. And if you run full...
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The sacred rights of mankind are not to be rummaged for among old parchments...
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Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm...
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I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is...
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We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was...
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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
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A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
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The meanest, most contemptible kind of praise is that which first speaks well of...