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A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that.
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I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with...
Quote #29333
Post-Watergate morality, by which anything left private is taken as presumptive evidence of wrongdoing.
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No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a...
Quote #15084
The only difference between a genius and one of common capacity is that the...
Quote #9248
Give a man religion without reminding him of his filth, and the result will...
Quote #25663
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Quote #20690
Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.
Quote #14596
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing...