Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world...
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When one door of happiness closes, another opens but often we look so long...
Quote #15335
The mind can assert anything and pretend it has proved it. My beliefs I...
Quote #27075
One must do violence to the object of one’s desire when it surrenders, the...
Quote #8296
Take death for example. A great deal of our effort goes into avoiding it....
Quote #1304
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
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From this day forward until the end of the world…we in it shall be...
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My boredom threshold is low at the best of times but I have spent...
Quote #13889
The Past: Our cradle, not our prison; there is danger as well as appeal...