Quote #2441
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
Quote #26829
Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.
Quote #8603
Only in the spirit of attack, born in a brave heart, will bring success...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #5648
I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the...
Quote #3191
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea,...
Quote #21745
It is by its promise of a sense of power that evil often attracts...
Quote #564
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.
Quote #19944
What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul.
Quote #8081
To follow by faith alone is to follow blindly.