Quote #30395
I am here to accept responsibility for that which I did. I will not...
Quote #30220
The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference...
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Quote #3101
I hate the pollyanna pest who says that all is for the best.
Quote #30489
Don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines.
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #12754
What the public wants is the image of passion, not passion itself.
Quote #5545
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #21712
When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the...
Quote #8990
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.