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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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I’ve put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors...
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I never believed in trying to do anything. Whatever I set out to do...
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The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped...
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A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry....
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I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don’t intend...
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Anger is the only thing to put off until tomorrow.
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The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances.
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Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
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There are two ways to slide easily through life to believe everything or to...