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The secret is to always let the other man have your way.
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No Sane man will dance.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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My fellow Americans I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that...
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Maybe most people were fundamentally contradictory. The real people at any rate.