Quote #21340
You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
Quote #2879
CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
Quote #25945
We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.
Quote #33542
Knowledge is essential to conquest only according to our ignorance are we helpless. Thought...
Quote #27674
If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don’t blame the women’s movement. Blame...
Quote #13979
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
Quote #28999
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Quote #31469
There is only one real deprivation, I decided this morning, and that is not...
Quote #14675
A graceful and honorable old age is the childhood of immortality.
Quote #3848
The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older...