Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #6070
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Quote #30549
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
Quote #6693
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Quote #25356
Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.
Quote #162
Reality is that which refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.
Quote #30955
Visits always give pleasure, if not the arrival, the departure.
Quote #34268
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Quote #34033
That’s the whole thing with the hog. It’s you and 80 wild horses under...
Quote #958
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.