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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
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I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown,...
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This communicating of a man’s self to his friend works two contrary effects for...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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What feeling is so nice as a child’s hand in yours So small, so...
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Grief knits two hearts in closer bonds than happiness ever can and common sufferings...
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Our credulity is greatest concerning the things we know least about. And since we...
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You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right...
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The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love...
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Don’t discuss yourself, for you are bound to lose if you belittle yourself, you...