Quote #22253
I know of only one duty, and that is to love.
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Life is a long lesson in humility.
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I loathe the expression What makes him tick. It is the American mind, looking...
Quote #14541
So little time and so little to do.
Quote #5360
No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to...
Quote #11976
Life, at best, is completely unpredictable.
Quote #5579
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los...
Quote #27793
We have scarcely gotten home … when our children’s sneezes greet us, skinned knees...
Quote #12615
You are only as wise as others perceive you to be.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.