Quote #33007
Punctuality is the thief of time.
Quote #7964
I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
Quote #22581
He knew the things that were and the things that would be and the...
Quote #28727
When in the pursuit of happiness Obstacles cross our way, When all seems lost...
Quote #18092
The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.
Quote #2468
At age 50, every man has the face he deserves.
Quote #28788
Most history is a record of triumphs, disasters, and follies of top people. The...
Quote #26680
Imagine a school with children that can read or write, but with teachers who...
Quote #15784
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #19824
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.