Quote #6006
We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others by their acts.
Quote #30096
Anyone who does not feel sufficiently strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
Quote #11558
What will a child learn sooner than a song?
Quote #15155
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings...
Quote #17778
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know.
Quote #21452
People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions...
Quote #3814
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and weighs...
Quote #781
Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
Quote #5422
Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.