Quote #26720
The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.
Quote #34327
Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing...
Quote #7975
Life is simply the pursuit of something worth dying for.
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The Art of Love: knowing how to combine the temperment of a vampire with...
Quote #33160
Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #22587
Of men who have a sense of honor, more come through alive than are...
Quote #34379
In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative original...
Quote #9922
People feel comfortable around someone who is comfortable with himself.
Quote #16567
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.