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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
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Just because swans mate for life, I don’t think it’s that big of a...
Quote #27165
Success is counted sweetest by those who ne’er succeed.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #23587
In every good man a God doth dwell.
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Beauty is the wonder of wonders. It is only the shallow people who do...
Quote #25549
‘It is never good dwelling on good-byes,’ she said. ‘It is not the being...
Quote #32932
The vitality of thought is in adventure. Ideas won’t keep. Something must be done...
Quote #30741
Each of us owes it to our spouse, our children, our friends, to be...