Quote #26731
Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #26221
You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make...
Quote #11537
Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.
Quote #31794
If your religion does not make you holy, it will damn you. It is...
Quote #10123
To be blind is bad, but worse is to have eyes and not see.
Quote #2693
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
Quote #8785
I am more afriad of an army of 100 sheep lead by a lion...
Quote #8692
The true test of a civilization is not the census, nor the size of...
Quote #24578
Happiness is the only sanction of life where happiness fails, existence remains a mad...