Quote #5985
What you cannot enforce, do not command.
Quote #25687
The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the...
Quote #22850
Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody’s comin’ up with 6....
Quote #22490
I turned into the helicopter … the red carpet was rolled up. … The...
Quote #24103
Men are not against you they are merely for themselves.
Quote #2879
CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
Quote #25428
Life without a friend is death without a witness.
Quote #21028
The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle’s own...
Quote #20410
There is no more fatal blunderer than he who consumes the greater part of...
Quote #28927
It’s time to start living the life you’ve imagined.