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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
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When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears.
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It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves...
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Mediocrity does not see higher than itself. But talent instantly recognizes the genius.
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The best mirror is an old friend.
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Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.