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The gods help them that help themselves.
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There are three principal means of acquiring knowledge. . . observation of nature, reflection,...
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To try to be better is to be better.
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In America only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important,...
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If your professor wrote it, it’s as near to the truth as you ever...
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Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs...
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never...