Quote #12979
It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.
Quote #30838
If the thunder is not loud, the peasant forgets to cross himself.
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Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #29763
Resolve to edge in a little reading every day, if it is but a...
Quote #17462
Silence is a friend who will never betray.
Quote #33945
Nature understands no jesting. She is always true, always serious, always severe. She is...
Quote #13314
How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
Quote #27510
What did you ask at school today
Quote #34409
Reason is immortal, all else mortal.