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Whatever happens it all happens as it should thou wilt find this true, if...
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When an American says that he loves his country, he … means that he...
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me...
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Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy...