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If this world affords true happiness, it is to be found in a home...
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
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When I read a book I seem to read it with my eyes only,...
Quote #27898
Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.
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No one that ever lived has ever had enough power, prestige, or knowledge to...
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Two and two continue to make four, in spite of the whine of the...
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I recommend you to take care of the minutes, for the hours will take...
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You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can see the...
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Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...