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The firm, the enduring, the simple, and the modest are near to virtue.
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Separated lovers cheat absence by a thousand fancies which have their own reality. They...
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Light is the first of painters. There is no object so foul that intense...
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It is the part of wisdom to keep your word and the part of...
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Perhaps the most delightful friendships are those in which there is much agreement, much...
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Funny is an attitude.
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The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
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The real danger from advertising is that it helps to shatter and ultimately destroy...