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The greatest and most important problems of life are all fundamentally insoluble. They can...
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Those who have easy, cheerful attitudes tend to be happier than those with less...
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It was one of the deadliest and heaviest feelings of my life to feel...
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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...