Quote #6067
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #24653
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #18827
You progress not through improving what has been done, but reaching toward what has...
Quote #24502
Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves.
Quote #22442
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
Quote #14554
There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.
Quote #12603
There is no harm in doubt and scepticism, for it is through these that...
Quote #23028
Whose woods these are I think I know. His house is in the village...
Quote #23237
An honest man can feel no pleasure in the exercise of power over his...
Quote #19136
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.