Quote #26413
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #21623
The American ideal is youth — handsome, empty youth.
Quote #2249
The gods too are fond of a joke
Quote #16612
In this age when there can be no losers in peace and no victors...
Quote #6071
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #13429
The problem with intelligent design theory is not that it is false but that...
Quote #1104
The biggest things are always the easiest to do because there is no competition.
Quote #22988
All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers.
Quote #26080
The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’
Quote #8952
I care not so much what I am to others as what I am...