Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #8176
Wear a smile and have friends, wear a scowl and have wrinkles.
Quote #17827
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy...
Quote #17962
Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so...
Quote #18804
The giving and receiving of pleasure is a need and an ecstasy.
Quote #11841
The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does...
Quote #8565
A child only educated at school is an uneducated child.
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #32206
I do not think myself to be a worm, and a grub, grass of...
Quote #13090
We do not die because we have to die; we die because one day,...