Quote #832
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #16227
Except our own thoughts, there is nothing absolutely in our power.
Quote #10219
Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere.
Quote #16560
Billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior
Quote #2068
When in doubt, duck.
Quote #2627
Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education...
Quote #2691
Divorces are made in heaven.
Quote #21863
The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are...
Quote #23697
He had heard people speak contemptuously of money he wondered if they had ever...
Quote #8634
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to...