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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get...
Quote #3295
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
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My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in...
Quote #12865
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
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The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it.
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To wish to be well is a part of becoming well.
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If suffer we must, let’s suffer on the heights.
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Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
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You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in...
Quote #10222
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.