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A thing is not proved just because no one has ever questioned it. What...
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Our country was founded on a distrust of government. Our founding fathers gave power...
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A state that dwarfs its men in order that they may be more docile...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their...
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Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
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One of the things about being a grown-up is learning how to act right...
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations...
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He that jokes confesses.
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The mind cannot long act the role of the heart.