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You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...
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I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
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If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the...
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The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another...
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If you develop an ear for sounds that are musical it is like developing...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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When you meet your antagonist, do everything in a mild and agreeable manner. Let...
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He said that there was one only good, namely, knowledge and one only evil,...
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He who knows enough is enough will always have enough.
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