Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #32306
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote #27552
Genius is the ability to put into effect what is on your mind.
Quote #29556
The Yale president must be a Yale man. Not too far to the right,...
Quote #3447
Thank God, I have done my duty. Kiss me, Hardy.
Quote #12058
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult, and...
Quote #12923
Thoughts are tyrants that return again and again to torment us.
Quote #12890
We are taught to be ashamed of confusion, anger, fear and sadness, and to...
Quote #14909
Enthusiasm is that kindling spark which marks the difference between the leaders in every...
Quote #14499
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle...