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If there are occasions when my grape turned into a raisin and my joy...
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Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great...
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It is a kind of good deed to say well; and yet words are...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of...
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If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if...
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How sweet it would be to treat men and things, for an hour, for...
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A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that...
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In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the...
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Weep for the lives your wishes never led.