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Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
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Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want...
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Would I had phrases that are not known, utterances that are strange, in new...
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We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Because of what you have done the heavens have become a part of man’s...
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We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst.
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Obtain from yourself all that makes complaining useless. No longer implore from others what...
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I wish you all the joy you can wish.