Quote #3273
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
Quote #34782
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #33039
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Quote #32599
To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
Quote #22913
Good habits, which bring our lower passions and appetites under automatic control, leave our...
Quote #22372
I would rather be able to appreciate things I can not have than to...
Quote #2729
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
Quote #10454
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns...