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Reality is that which refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.
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A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
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The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having...
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If someone is going to kill me, they are going to kill me. —...
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Politics is still crucially important. Our choices are vital, and we’ve got to make...
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Misfortunes leave wounds which bleed drop by drop even in sleep thus little by...
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The best lightning rod for your protection is your own spine.
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Poorly written novels–no matter how pious and edifying the behavior of the characters–are not...
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Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce...