Quote #1028
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #23658
To greed, all nature is insufficient. – Hercules Oetaeus
Quote #8201
Gold for friends, Lead for foes.
Quote #4425
I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others...
Quote #16529
No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only...
Quote #950
Seek not for fresher founts afar, Just drop you bucket where you are.
Quote #3713
All last year we tried to teach him English, and the only word he...
Quote #25957
Politics are usually the executive expression of human immaturity.
Quote #3453
The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...