Quote #31174
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
Quote #11301
Anger is the only thing to put off until tomorrow.
Quote #8749
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered...
Quote #9931
An envious heart makes a treacherous ear.
Quote #12268
Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil...
Quote #15997
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends...
Quote #5053
The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make...
Quote #3434
Friends applaud, the comedy is over.
Quote #31477
Cosmic upheaval is not so moving as a little child pondering the death of...
Quote #31094
Get busy living or get busy dying.