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I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole...
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There is an atmosphere of well-sounding oratory that likes to attach itself to dress...
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
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All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
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I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,…they are the ones...
Quote #1379
Enjoyment is not a goal, it is a feeling that accompanies important ongoing activity.
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I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
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They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...