Quote #24227
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
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How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist...
Quote #34632
I say, thou mad March hare.
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #6688
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people...
Quote #32346
You have to eat the first piece of candy Before you can eat the...
Quote #30384
The miracle is this–the more we share, the more we have.
Quote #34391
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Quote #16959
All conservatives are such from personal defects. They have been effeminated by position or...
Quote #685
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.