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An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.
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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I...
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered.
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While there’s life, there’s hope.
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The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and...