Quote #649
The computer is a moron.
Quote #10621
I grow more intense as I age.
Quote #25929
Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for...
Quote #12837
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into...
Quote #5298
If you want to bake an apple pie from scratch, you must first create...
Quote #747
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims...
Quote #15786
Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed...
Quote #5195
The remarkable thing about the human mind is its range of limitations.
Quote #4367
This is the bitterest pain among men, to have much knowledge but no power.
Quote #4030
To make a man happy, fill his hands with work.