Quote #3963
A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving...
Quote #908
In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful...
Quote #27693
We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do,...
Quote #19574
Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one’s status in the eyes of...
Quote #26470
A stiff apology is a second insult. The injured party does not want to...
Quote #5073
I like this place, and willingly would waste my time in it.
Quote #10384
Science can destroy religion by ignoring it as well as by disproving its tenets....
Quote #1775
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Quote #17307
To him who is in fear everything rustles.
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...